Exterior House Painting
$0 down. 10-year stucco warranty. Paint built for the Arizona sun.
Why Crash of Rhinos
Why choose us
Exterior painting, stucco repair, and color & HOA help — all done by our own crews. Every painter on your property is a W-2 employee we hire, train, and hold to the same written standards. We never subcontract your job out.
$0 down
You don't pay a dollar until you say it's done.
The bill comes at the final walk-through, once you've walked the house with us and agreed it's finished. No deposit. No progress payments. No paint-and-run.
Read the Completion StandardHow it works
Painting your home, made easy.
Your appointment
A specific time, not a window. Your exact written price before we leave.
We paint
A committed start week and the same crew daily. Photos as the work goes.
You sign it off
We walk it together and fix anything you spot. You decide it's done, then pay.
Our work
See our work
Finished exteriors across the Valley. Click any photo to open the gallery and scroll through the rest.
Before & after
The same house, before and after.
Drag the handle to compare.
A written workmanship warranty, by surface
You get a physical warranty document at your final walk-through — not a line buried in a contract — and it transfers once to the next owner of your home.
Read Our No-Nonsense Warranty- 10years on stucco
- 5years on wood & metal
- 2years on OSB eaves
Reviews
What homeowners are saying
Service areas
Where we paint
We paint across the entire Phoenix metro — if your city isn't on the list, we almost certainly still serve it.
All service areasFAQ
Common questions
No. No deposit, no materials money, nothing up front. Payment is due at the final walk-through, after you've signed that the job is done to your satisfaction.
Ready to get your house painted?
Someone answers the phone 24/7.